What happens in Vegas sometimes actually stays in Vegas...

Well for my first posting on here just going to share an occurance at the Vegas airport. First off I do work there, not going reveal what I do or where at the airport but some tales from there will probably reveal for whom I am groveling for my next paycheck from. If you happen to work there you may also realize who I am from some of the tales from there, I just ask you keep my identity to yourself.

Well just as the whole advertisement cliche goes for Las Vegas "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" is sometimes true. Last night witnessed a couple being processed through the security checkpoint however the lady companion apparently had quite a good time here, however doubtful judging from her state that she will remember it, so much so that she was unable to walk nor stand even with assistance from her companion. After sitting her on the floor so he could get their items together was when gravity took advantage of her condition and she came face to face with it. Now if you have traveled through the McCarran airport you know the carpet here is NOT the ideal place to do a face plant. Probably a good thing as well that she will not remember this to realize the carpet like texture your mouth seems to resemble the day after is not a coincidence in her case.

Soon after dive #1 is when Las Vegas Metro Police showed up to try provide assistance, she managed to regain some composure and appeared to give the usual "I mrot runk, ooh-nee add ooh reenks" (not a direct quote as was not in ear shot, but that is every ones claim when leaving Vegas somewhat sideways), and then while attempting to put on her shoes (once she located them that is) gravity then figured that she should meet the property table, so she kissed it. Soon after (after attracting the attention of more Las Vegas Metro Officers) her companion seemed to have had enough and left (I will give him credit for getting her that far in her condition) she on the other hand now gets to spend another night in Las Vegas albeit not in a fancy strip casino.

So somethings do stay in Vegas... Just not how she intended.